Welcome to my website, I'm CowscantgoMoo, and I will be your narrator for the evening.

Of course, you're allowed to explore at your own leisure, but now is not the time. Now is the time for exposition.

One of these days, I'm gonna fill this page out, istg

You can find me on most other websites under the same username, @cowscantgomoo. I'm always open to talk, so reach out if you want.